A Human Way To Approach This Madness

Dribble past the boring legal jargon of the terms of service. You must still read and agree to the entire documents (Available here on this page) but we thought it was nice to first give you a preview of what the snooze fest, robot-speak, lawyer-dreamland documents mean, in a nutshell. Note: this does not attempt to replace each legal document and you must read and agree to the terms, privacy policy and cookie policy.
Personal Information

We collect your personal information in order to identify you as a person using the app and to prove you have the legal authority to represent a club or sports organization. We encrypt, store and protect this data, and do not use it for any other purpose. More on that under "Data Processing".

Data Processing

In order to provide the service and keep it spiffy for you, we do a number of things with data. First of all, the entire storage and processing happens in France. We work with vendors and partners for this, and only in 1 instance they said they could not guarantee to keep processing only in France, so we restricted it to exclusively Europe. Why? Because Europe leads the world in privacy laws and data protection frameworks, and we believe in the value of compliance and protection.

Second, we have technology that allows us to keep anonymized logs, or records, of events in the app. This helps us understand when something fails, to spot exactly what it was, and what aspect of the app made it fail. We also give you cookies! Not real ones though, sorry, we send you these little bits of software that help us remember settings, store configurations and have anonymous usage statistics, which make the service possible. You can find more about the cookies we use and change your preferences here: https://clubapp.fr/cookies  

Lastly, we use the best SSL encryption we could find and we commit to do all we can to avoid any problems with data, and shall we fail terribly, we will comply with regulations and provide a solution right away.
We love what we do :)

Ah, one more thing, in accordance with GDPR, we need to designate a "Data master wizard" of sorts, also known as someone to blame if something goes wrong. His name is Mariano Malisani, he's the founder of Vantagon and the main guy behind Club. His email is mariano.malisani@vantagon.com. Don't go easy on him. ;)

Looking for the full legal texts?

You can access them entirely here

Now enough legalese, how about a lawyer joke?

One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."